Life of A Nerd

I'm the Performer On Paper and I approve this message. My fandoms vary, but there will never be an absence of interesting things. Enjoy!

camwoodstock:

kkristoff:

mischiefwings:

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

If I spray it all over my body can I jump off a building like Sherlock? This is on my list

SPRAY ON SHOES

SPRAY IT ON YOUR BUTT FOR INDESTRUCTABLE BOOTY POWERS

People don’t come to see freaks of the heat of the day. They come in the evening. When the darkness moves in and speaks of mystery. The unknown. When logic loosen up its vice grip and the imagination comes out to play. The night allows the stars to shine and we come alive.

(Source: a-torvs)

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

catsbeaversandducks:

"… om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
*breathes*
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom…”

Photos via Sad and Useless 

pottofpeppers:

pokebot:

if you’re reading this, your existence is valid and wonderful ok

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

(Source: sandandglass)

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

tamorapierce:

sica49:

"Rahm Emanuel is not caring about our schools; he is not caring about our safety. He only cares about his kids. He only care about what he needs. He do not care about nobody else but himself.

He let Barbara Byrd-Bennett, a woman that’s from Detroit who don’t even know the streets of Chicago where I’m from, come in and close these schools.” [x]

Look at the passion y’all!!!

Teach the babies that their words matter yess

Speak it, warrior.

(Source: hellyeahcinema)